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Centre Com 

CentreCom is Australia's Worst Notebooks and Computer Components Provider. They sell computers for a cheaper price, but once it sold, the deal's done and they don't want to know you exist. They only care about your money. The worst centre of it all is CentreCom Blackburn. Don't even consider stepping into that place. The customer service is unbelievably poor. Wouldn't you rather spend a couple more dollars on a notebook with the knowledge that if the notebook is faulty you can always go back to the place where you bought it and they'll make everything alright without any long drawn-out dramas?
"Oh you bought a computer from us 1 mth ago? We've already got your money, why are you harassing us with your problems when we're not getting paid to listen to your crap" - heard from the manager of Centre Com Blackburn.
Centre Com by Michael Rogers9732 November 11, 2009
Words you can keep

Command Centre 

A special type of hacker's workstation; multiple LCD monitors are mounted on different vertical levels.

If the monitors are arranged on the same horizontal level - or a proprietary OS is employed - this is different, and is simply refered to as a "Workstation"

The computer-illiterate are prone to confuse "Command Centres" with simple family basements.
"what are you doing, bringing a Cop into my Command Centre !"
Command Centre by ceti331 February 23, 2009

Centrecourse 

Pronounced: Centre-course. This word derives from an adaptation of the word intercourse to explain a dating phenomenon found at Centre College.

1. Noun. A purely physical, sexual relationship. One that based around regular "hook ups," but has little emotional substance. While there may be the pretense of a relationship, this is little more than a cover for one, or both partners. Often associated with binge drinking and/or Greek Row.

2. Verb. To engage in a regularly occurring act of monogamous, serial-monogamous, or guiltless sex.
Example 1
Person One: Are John Doe and that girl in a serious relationship?

Person Two: No way, they just get drunk and have sex. It's totally centrecourse.

Person One: Wow, could have fooled me.

Example 2
The two centercoursed for weeks before realizing that they had never spoken to each other sober, except occasionally through text messages or facebook.

Trilby Community Center 

Located in the heart of Trilby Florida. This use to be an old house used as an office back in the late 70's. Community Activist/Leader Denny Sharkey Mihalinec seen this county owned building as a way to start Trilby's first ever community center for area families to meet, to hold Town Hall Meetings, kids activities, festivals and a small part turned into a Library and computer room. Many Federal,State, County, City, Senators, Congressman and more participated in Town Hall meetings to improve the areas interest. At it's peak some 150 residents packed this small center for meetings on concerns residents had about the lack of jobs and infrastructure, the need for better housing in the Trilby, Lacoochee & Trilacoochee neighborhoods.
Come to your Town Hall Meeting @ The Trilby Community Center. Invite your friends and neighbors!

Command center

A sexual act in which two men 69 and the man on top proceeds to defacate on his partner. The man on top is "in command" as he weilds his partner's penis like a joystick.
As Toby and Tavis were engaged in a 69, Tavis upped the experience by turning it into a Command Center.
Command center by Wussmonster March 2, 2010

Command Center

The lingo or slang used to refer to a room, or bedroom who's specific purpose is for video games mainly XBOX 360. It is not uncommon for a garage to be turned into a command center. Layout consists of 2-3 couches, and a few armchairs, a coffee table, multiple ash trays, neon beer signs, rugs, pillows, a refrigirator, game/movie posters and anything else neccessary for long-term gaming. (curtains to block out windows, no clocks, etc.)
When Call of Duty World at War came out, my friends and I gathered in the command center and no-lifed it for a couple of days.
Command Center by Redcoat01 May 14, 2009

Lowell Community Health Center 

1A great resource for the city of Lowell, MA, provided you're latino/cambodian/asian. Do not i repeat do not go there if you're white/gay/want any kind of emotional support, just don't go there. Half the staff barely speak any english, and they treat an HIV diagnosis the way people talk about the time of day, i.e. without any sensitivity. Not racist but that's what I experienced. If you go to UMass Lowell, just go to the
doctor/clinic/community health center back home where you live.
2. Any such place with a similarly complete lack of sensitivity to patients' emotional needs
Ana/Barbara/whatever her name is: *stammering and struggling to form coherent English words*: ....it won't kill you fast.

Patient: Thanks for that incredibly sensitive response to this obviously life-changing moment. Real professional and comforting. Glad to know that Lowell Community Health Center also cares about its white patients.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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