Celia de Aya 

Latin for "Brew of Aya", Aya being the goddess that invented Ayahuasca. A mixture of water, vegetable glycerin and various powdered herbs and mushrooms, including psilocybe spp., mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and the roots of a kava plant. Combined, they make for a very psychedelic brew, which can be used as vape juice.

Aviv: Hey Cameron, I made your vape juice, but today's vape juice is special.
Cameron: What is special in it, Aviv?
Aviv: I won't tell you. It's a surprise.
Cameron: Oh, okay! *puff*
Cameron: Can you please tell me which kind of satanic dark sorcery you did in order to make this happen? An alien is telepathically communicating to me, in an extraterrestrial language that I somehow understand but also don't understand at the same time.
Aviv: Well, it's because you just vaped Celia de Aya. Organic, natural and very psychedelic, made out of powdered psilocybe cubensis, mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and kava roots. Telepathic aliens are normal for the experience.
Cameron: Well, to be honest, this is pretty pleasurable. See ya, mate!

Celia de Aya by byeeeeeeeeee July 11, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012