Cassidy Haley 

Cassidy haley is a L.A. based recording artist whos music is currently #6 on the top electronic albums charts. He is a child of the gays. He's hitchhiked barefoot across the country dumpster diving, raged it up in Seattle and Washington DC against the global corruption of the WTO and the IMF. He's joined the Hari Krishna's in the mountains of Kentucky chanting rounds and shaving his head into a sika.. He's danced and stripped in the seediest gay strip club and sang along side Lucent Dossier at the Coachella music festival as he swung from the rafters in front of thousands of people. he has a clothing company that is his treasure and his tomb...

His music sounds like a drugged out Justin Timberlake lost in the back streets of berlin on acid after being kidnapped by a pack of raving mad drag queens... mixed in with heaven and every thing good and all the sadness and despair of lost dreams and beautiful things

Example:

Bob: Have u heard Cassidy Haley's music yet??

Tom: Yea i have and it is Bad ass!

Bob: this guy is gonna be famous!!

Tom: what r u talking about?!?! he already is!

Cassidy Haley by lady hesper September 8, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012