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When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's
Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff
by Da Bearded Lady March 13, 2012
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