Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

Carny Penis by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

Cary’s penis 

A girlfriend’s big honker (not really) she uses it to jack off and penetrate your soft folds but that’s all

Serenity: I want Cary’s penis
Girlfriend: o k a y

Cary’s penis by SerenityUwU February 23, 2019