Carly Perkins 

Probably the coolest chick alive. She's random, caring, funny, smart when she doesn't try to be, spontaneous, doesn't care what others think, loves with her whole heart, and forgives easily. She sees the happy side of everything and try's to spread that happiness even if it means embarrassing herself or never giving up until you learn how to too. Always in her own little world, doesn't worry too much. When she's angry she doesn't hold on to the anger for long. She laughs a lot and loves to smile. It's almost contagious. Loves meeting new people and treating them like life long friends. Gets along with anyone. She's shy if she feels judged and doesn't like judging even if she can't help it sometimes. Sees potential in anyone and has got your back if you got hers. Too nice and doesn't expect anything in return until she feels used. Goofball hardcore and 100% correct all the time. Competes to win and loves it. Just amazing. The end:)

Crazy
Awesome
Fun

- All I know, is I'm never gonna let Carly Perkins go.

Carly Perkins by JealousOfHer January 1, 2012

carl porkins 

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

carl porkins by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004