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CaptainDipshit 

One who is the biggest asspony of all. see also "asspony"
Great job kicking in the door, CaptainDipshit...it was unlocked.
CaptainDipshit by scittles October 8, 2003

CaptainTJ5 

The leader of Team Warriors, he sees himself as the hero of something, but his people know that he's not really a hero. Always introduces himself by saying "Hello guys it is CaptainTJ5", and always willing to go on an adventure, even if it's risky.
Person A: Let's go outside to explore!
Person B: We can be like CaptainTJ5!
Person A: ...Maybe not.
CaptainTJ5 by CaptainTJ5 April 20, 2019

captaintrips

captaintrips is fuckin' hilarious.
captaintrips by psychoman364 December 10, 2003

captaindrake 

A little child with some major jealousy issues. Paranoid of Vash and all his fans. Hates all the attention vash get's yet he probly gives him the most with his hate speech. Jealousy is a form of flattery so vashy knows he is loved deep down inside of this poor kids soul. He probly has very little friends in life with his crappy personality and attitude towards others. He be-littles people just to make himself feel better, it's sad to be like this boy, so much hate inside of him.
pitty the people that have children that grow up like this guy
captaindrake by vashy September 5, 2005

CaptainD00M

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history. TL;DR: This man is an absolute Chad x100000.
"when i grow up..." - some terminally ill child. "you won't grow up i fear" - CaptainD00M
CaptainD00M by Captaind00m May 18, 2022

captaintrips

An ugly short boy who got banned from YT and continues to make alters.
Arr! It's Captain Trips of the Mullet! Run away, mi laddies.
captaintrips by Downvoting Victim February 15, 2005
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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