Captain DT 

The influence. The root of all things good or bad. The little voice in your head that makes you do things that you wouldn't or shouldn't.
Colt 45 at its best.

Dude i totally Captain DT'd last Drunk Tuesday, it was bomb. So much colt 45 and so many skanks.

Captain DT by JJones88 June 14, 2010

CaptainDipshit 

One who is the biggest asspony of all. see also "asspony"

Great job kicking in the door, CaptainDipshit...it was unlocked.

CaptainDipshit by scittles October 8, 2003

CaptainTJ5 

The leader of Team Warriors, he sees himself as the hero of something, but his people know that he's not really a hero. Always introduces himself by saying "Hello guys it is CaptainTJ5", and always willing to go on an adventure, even if it's risky.

Person A: Let's go outside to explore!
Person B: We can be like CaptainTJ5!
Person A: ...Maybe not.

CaptainTJ5 by CaptainTJ5 April 20, 2019

captaintrips

evil overlord of YT.

captaintrips is fuckin' hilarious.

captaintrips by psychoman364 December 10, 2003

captaindrake 

A little child with some major jealousy issues. Paranoid of Vash and all his fans. Hates all the attention vash get's yet he probly gives him the most with his hate speech. Jealousy is a form of flattery so vashy knows he is loved deep down inside of this poor kids soul. He probly has very little friends in life with his crappy personality and attitude towards others. He be-littles people just to make himself feel better, it's sad to be like this boy, so much hate inside of him.

pitty the people that have children that grow up like this guy

captaindrake by vashy September 5, 2005

CaptainD00M

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history. TL;DR: This man is an absolute Chad x100000.

"when i grow up..." - some terminally ill child. "you won't grow up i fear" - CaptainD00M

CaptainD00M by Captaind00m May 18, 2022

captaintrips

An ugly short boy who got banned from YT and continues to make alters.

Arr! It's Captain Trips of the Mullet! Run away, mi laddies.

captaintrips by Downvoting Victim February 15, 2005