Top definition
1. One who holds the power of the Cancer Stick.

2. Only person in a group of people that has cigerettes and everyone crowds around that person like a bunch of hobo's looking for change. They worship the Cancer Queen/King in hopes of even just one Cancer Stick(or cigerette for all you Dumbshits).
Joe: Man...I really need a Cancer Stick...
Frank: Let's go see the Cancer Queen/King, she's always got Cancer Sticks!
by AcidFish December 24, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Cancer Queen/King mug for your Aunt Helena.