Campino UV 

The wearing of a shade of pink, fushia, or magenta which causes permanent and irreversible damage to the optic nerve and is accompanied by retinal detachment. Unfortunate victims of campino IV may appear to be raising their eyebrows in confusion or delight and however effortless their accompanying blindness might seem they are left feel helpless ridiculous and very very sad. Very sad.

To avoid Campino UV it is necessary to dilute the eye irritating substance with a wash of pure white, grey, or in rare cases an opaque black bandage to be placed over both eyes for the rest of eternity decreasing the risk of vertigo, nausea, indigestion, hysteria, convulsion, and synesthesia.

Campino UV by whycantIdressmyself June 8, 2011