Camp Friendship 

Located in Palmyra, VA. The best camp in the world.

A place where everyone always has a water bottle, sunscreen, & bug spray. Everyone looks forward to snack bar because you can get almost any candy or soda. Most people are either athletes, artists or musicians. Tony the Tiger Grace is the best because it's the shortest. Color Wars is the most intense competition ever. Evening activities are always looked forward to. People freak out whenever they get a care package. Becoming "Camper of the week" is the greatest honor in the world. When you stay multiple weeks, you act like you're better than the "newbies". No one cares if you're a little bit different. You could be in a cabin with someone from France, Brazil, and Australia and there's nothing weird about it. You know the CF song, Music Man, This Little Light of Mine, and Boogieman songs by heart. There's intense war between SV1 and SV2, as well as Junior Girls and Junior Boys. You can't wait to be a CIT. All you know about Equestrian Camp is that they ride horses. This camp is the best.

Friend 1: What are you doing this summer?
Friend 2: Going to Camp Friendship, the BEST CAMP EVER!
Friend 3: No way, me too!!!
Friend 2&3: FRIENDSHIP WE WILL GIVE, WE WILL GIVE...,

Camp Friendship by Haley Rainer October 1, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012