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Calgary, is the most boring city in Canada. I have lived all over and this is seriously canada's asscrack. Calgary seriously needs to look at its government, alberta is the only province in canada taht you have to pay for health. and the health care in Calgary sucks. 3 hospitals for 1,000,000 people, real smart calgary, lets forget the health of our people and build more roads that are causing more traffic jams than helping them. Calgarians compare themselves to Toronto but yet they use the most negative aspects ever. WOW we pay more for parking than the average Toronto person and WOW we spend just as much time in traffic as people in toronto, only toronto is 4 or 5 times the size of calgary, calgary roadworks and townplanning suck ass.

Calgary is nothing but a big big town full of hillbillies and east indians and chinese.

The caucasian folk are moving out, making way for the ethnic majorities.

Calgarians say the flames are what make the city good, how is that?? they get rich off you guys, while you sit there barely affording to eat. they are laughing cause they are rich becuase of you. To boot, they suck EDMONTON made it further than the flames, they are so bad that the head coach was humiliated and stepped down.

Calgary is the only province not in debt, thats because it keeps all your money, money you should be earning but are to stupid to demand. Sure there are rich people here, but hey its not you, so why is it good??? Are they giving you money, i don't think so.

The bookstores close at 9 cause they know calgarians don't know how to read so why bother staying open. oh but they'll keep bars open, till 4 that's saying something, ain't it??
Having lived in Toronto and Calgary, racism is on the rise here in good old Calgary, People don't mix here, you don't see east indians with white, black with white, chinese with white it is looked upon with disgust. Therefore Calgary is a breeding ground for racism, not only because of the redneck hillbillies, but because of Calgary's way of doing business. Alberta is canada's backside and Calgary is ASS CRACK
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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