Buttholeo/Buttholeo's 

when you're a complete asshole but don't want to call them an asshole in front of your parents.

OR
when you're group of friends are complete assholes but don't want to call them assholes in front of your parents.

Buttholeo/Buttholeo's can be used to replace the word asshole in any sentence

Buttholeo/Buttholeo's by GayHelper February 9, 2023

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome) 

Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation

Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.

-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!

B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome) by Carrima September 15, 2011

butthole gb's

A butthole gravity bong is a device that concentrates marijuana smoke to a degree that leaves the smoker stupid high. The process begins by pouring 12 fluid ounces of water (sparkling or non-sparkling) into one's butthole, followed by shoving a water bottle with a packed ratchet bowl into the anal cavity, then begin to light the bowl and slowly pull up the water bottle. Once the water bottle is out of the anus remove cap, inhale, and enjoy :)

Mike: Wobby wanna come over for some gb's bruh?

Wobby: Nah I'm finna take butthole gb's

Mike: Aight but Faz's butthole got that loud pack tho

butthole gb's by Originator of the butthole gb February 21, 2014

Satan's Butthole 

(n) A term used in beer pong when a team makes the center of the triangle resulting in a rather frustrating void in the middle of the target.

chad and jeremey lost the game because their balls repeatedly entered satan's butthole.

Satan's Butthole by gurrilladunkingonuts July 6, 2009

josh's butthole 

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.

person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo

josh's butthole by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016

Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.

I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.

Cardello's Butthole by Divergent Realitude December 23, 2007

Megatron's Butthole 

AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).

Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.

Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.

Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.

Megatron's Butthole by burn it down August 2, 2017