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Buffalo Staple 

When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.
She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.
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Buffalo Stapler 

When a man cums on the back of a girls neck then take off the pillow case and stick it to her neck.
I totally gave my bitch a buffalo stapler last night!