When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.
She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.
by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016
Get the Buffalo Staplemug.