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Bucket mong 

A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel
Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish’
“Wait while I have this cigarette
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’
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bucketbong 

Also known as depth charges and gravity-bong.
This is a device that uses gravity and air pressure to draw the smoke into a large chamber and then expel it quickly into the lungs.
This gives much larger hits than most implements, and it is possible to get quite stoned, very quickly with a relatively small amount of weed.
Cut the bottom off a 2 litre plastic drink bottle, then drill a hole in the cap, placing a cone into it.
Fill a bucket with water, lower the open-ended bottle into the water. Light the weed in the cone as you lift the bottle. Smoke is collected in the bottle as you lift the container.
Then remove the cap and place your lips around the neck of the bottle.
As you lower the bottle the smoke is forced into your lungs.
Cool and in large volume the smoke will realy get you wasted.
Man, we bucket bonged that shit and were we wasted!
bucketbong by stonefish January 9, 2004

bucketminge 

A minge that hangs down like a bucket
'Reeto, i shagged this bird last night, and she had a minge that hung down by her knees' said dave-o
'ah - Ha, she had a bucketminge!' exclaimed john.
bucketminge by slick steve November 10, 2006

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026