brovention
Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.
brovention by lawofbroski February 18, 2011
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Brotection
Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010
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brovention • Broventine • Brotection • Broception • brorection • Brotentious • Bootention • Broceptionist • Broentine • brofection
Bronection
Bronection by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014
Brolentines Day
The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
Brolentines Day by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011
Broception
When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.
Broception by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013
Brojection
guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"
Brojection by jfoe November 30, 2010
brofection
Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.
brofection by ryan ong February 19, 2011
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