Bros before MMOs

A phrase to remind long time close friends that friends come before MMO's (Massively multiplayer online games). The phrase is commonly used amongst gamers who have friends who may choose to play an MMO game rather than hang with their friends.

Friend 1 - Sunday is MW2 day this week?
Friend 2 - Yeah should be
Friend 3 - Sounds good to me
Friend 4 - If evening, then yeah
Friend 1 - It'll be around 4 or 5
Friend 4 - You said 6:30! I got 5v5 at 3:30
Friend 2 - Bros before MMOs dude
Friend 1 - No you said 6:30 later, check the time between updates, 6:30 now
Friend 4 - Checking Xfire times, 45 minutes ago you said Hoe1 was around at 4/5. It wasn't until 15 minutes later when that changed. So the time you posted must have been wrong
Friend 1 - Yamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyam
Friend 4 - I say, Dr Watson
Friend 2 - Bro's before Hoe's
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Bros before MMOs by Friend 2 of this example September 5, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008