Brooklyn studio is A school for the gifted and talent much like Your average New York Americano juvy center where only the best of the best get to experience the luxury of toilets filled with little notes to bring you joy such as “ if you take a tinkle, make sure you don’t sprinkle, god bless and don’t make a mess” . Filled with top of the notch air conditioniners who just aren’t able to reach the actual outlet so they can’t be turned on but hey they work, trust me. Studio is a great place to make friends, everyone knows everyone, but remember don’t say anything cause like seriously don’t talk, cause one thing leads to another and the whole school be pulling up to MCdonalds to slap box. Also if your looking for a career in fame then this school is sure for you, we’re on the news everyday, from the daily cops just pulling up to say hi, to being pasted front cover on the Citizen app trust me everyone will know you that’s for sure. Lastly remember don’t Juul it ain’t cool, u might just get caught in the back staircase smelling like a whole watermelon and get sent home with pink eye just for the hell of it. Finally remember no matter what to try and stay dry... swipe ur ID and welcome to studio.
by Studio February 11, 2019