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Bring Her Home To Mom

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A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).
Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?

JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
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leafers 

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Respectfully 

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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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