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Bridge Party 

This event occurs when you are stuck in traffic as a result of an accident on the three-mile bridge while emergency crews tend to the dead, dying or injured. All cars are at a complete stop and people get bored inside their vehicles so they step outside for some fresh bay air, talk amongst themselves about the poor suckers involved in the crash ,and generally get to know each other. It is a bonus if you happen to be near somone who has beer.
Bystander 1: "Hey man, you got a light?" ... "Crazy wreck, huh?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, ...looks like three or four cars up there piled on top of each other"
Bystander 1: "Man, I already told my old lady last week I was late because of a wreck on the bridge!" "She ain't NEVER gonna believe me now!"
Bystander 2: "Aw hell, man don't sweat it, here..have a beer"
Bystander 1: "Yeah, we'll just make this a bridge party"
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Bridle Party

Placing a horse bit in the mouth of a girl who is missing back teeth. Reins are attached to the bit and are pulled during doggy style sex. Similar to riding a horse with a bridle.
During my honeymoon, I gave Vanessa a bridle party. I am now divorced.
Bridle Party by dino9401 February 2, 2010

panty bridge 

What a supine woman's panties create from hip bone to hip bone if she's thin enough. A good panty bridge is one that you can actually peek under and see her twat.
My wife is really losing weight, she actually has a panty bridge now!
panty bridge by ghost July 31, 2003

Panty Bridge 

the phenomenon on a thin woman of the waist-band of her panties being suspended between her hip bones without touching her concave lower abdomen. This phenomenon is best achieved when the woman is lying on her back. Panty bridges are considered attractive by many not only because they demonstrate the thinness of the woman but, when viewed from the proper angle, provide a view of the top of the woman's vulva/pubic mound.
That model is showing off how thin she is by lying down, sucking in her already tiny abdomen, and creating a panty bridge so deep that a train could drive under it.
Panty Bridge by wouldaben December 16, 2010
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