brian halsey

A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.

Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.

Brian Halsey is my favorite teacher because his presence raises my seratonin levels.

by cage,nicholascage April 14, 2018