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Brett Favren' 

To send an explicit all be it unwelcome text message or picture message to a female which you are trying to "beat up." This message may contain any of the following: a picture of the penis, genitals, or any other explicit image or message.
Juicy: Dude I'm trying to get some of that trim.

Dack: I know huh, that shit looks extra good.

Juicy: Yea I'm about to be Brett Favren' with her all night.

Dack: Bro you don't even know her.

Juicy: You won't be talkin shit when I'm beatin cheeks.
Brett Favren' by ninjas35 October 21, 2010
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Brett Favre Her 

The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.

This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence
me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.

Brett Favre 

Brett Favre may not be the best anymore as he once was but he is certainly one of the best. Everyone is too hard on him for not being what he once was. That's ridiculous because they're insulting one of the best quarterbacks to ever play football. Naturally you can't expect him to be that good forever. He ages ya know...
In the 2004-2005 season he popped his shoulder out of socket...went and punched a wall...knocked it back in...came back out on the field to win the game. There you have it.
Brett Favre by Sarah Barah June 30, 2005

Brett Favre 

To accomplish something great and quit on the postive note, only to try it again after and fail miserably.
Ty: "I can't believe you just made that shot on the first try!"

Chris" "I know that was insane. I'm done though. No no, let me try that again."

Ty: "Dude that wasn't even close. You just pulled a Brett Favre."
Brett Favre by Bonesinium August 22, 2009

Brett Favre 

Although he sometimes gets a little bit over-covered and he is shown as some type of hero, he is actually a pretty tough guy. I am sure you guys have heard of it, but he played a season with a broken thumb, he threw 4 TDs and 398 yards in the FIRST HALF of a football game which was only a day or two after his father, Irvin, died of a heart attack while driving, his wife recently was diagnosed with breast cancer (but is in good health) and his brother-in-law was killed in a ATV accident at his Mississipi home, and he has the longest consecutive games played record for QBs, which spans over 12 years, or something like that. He has won one Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers and started his career with the Atlanta Falcons. He was a 3 time MVP, 3 years straight. Some people put him down all the time, saying "the record is stupid and is easy for QBs", well I dont see anyone else even close, so deal with it. He also never mentions records, and doesnt even keep track of them, often times not even knowing of records untill being told by the media. Hes one of Wisconsin's favorite players and favorite people. Hes a down-to-earth guy also. Ok, I'm done with my praising. One negative thing-sometimes he doesnt make smart throws and he often forces passes and throws many INTs. But definately a Hall of Fame player. ..once he hangs the cleats up
Favre... Not again... just throw the ball away...

I hate it when people spell Favre, F-A-R-V-E... its Favre. Just remember on "Theres Something About Mary", when Ben Stiler makes a comment about Favres last name.
Brett Favre by Danderson June 13, 2005

Im Brett Favre bitch

if you have the name brett favre, that gives you the ability to do anything you want and retire from it and do it again and retire from it and do it again similar to chuck norris effect
"Im gonna drive across the ocean" "You cant do that!" "Im Brett Favre bitch"
Im Brett Favre bitch by donjoivate September 23, 2009

brett favre 

someone who doesn't know what they want. They can't make any final decisions. If they do make a decision, they don't stick with it. They keep changing their mind.
"So, is your boyfriend moving out?"

"Oh, I don't know! He's pulling a Brett Favre. First he wants to stay, then he wants to move, then he wants to stay, then he wants to move."
brett favre by Shoe_Freak August 18, 2009
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