The GREATEST pussy eater OF ALL TIMES! Is able to satisify the stubbornest of snatches. Capiable of going down for days on end, not even coming up for air, until the job is done. No pussy scares him! From a big ol' hair pie to bald cunt. If it's not discolored, disfiggured, or smelling like an open can of tuna that has been sitting out on the counter for 8 days... he'll eat the hell out of it!
" Damn... the guy I hooked up with last night was a total Brandon Paine. He made me scrub my shit up first but then ate it like there was no tomorrow"
by 2up4fun November 27, 2011
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by paigeandbrandon February 4, 2022
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