Brandon B

A guy who has soggy whale titties and greasy buttocks he sprays overpriced cologne on all the time. Brandon B's are like 16 but date 12 year olds online and break too many bones in their childhood. They are usually accompanied by kids with spaghetti hair.

"Whos that maggot working at mcdicks with sir spaghetti hair the third"
"Oh that's Brandon B"

by killer fabbit October 23, 2014

Brandon Boyd

Multi-talented lyrical genious and lead singer of modern rock band, Incubus. Also known for his visual art work and good looks.

Brandon Boyd's voice makes me weak in the knees.

by Steph September 27, 2004

Brandon Boyd

The gorgeous and talented lead singer of the band Incubus. Has the most beautiful voice in rock music. Writes some of the best songs known to man.

Brandon Boyd is the one of the most amazing musicians on the planet.

by Random Jones September 10, 2005

brandon baby

A major mac daddy, and spits major game. if you want to learn how to steal girls hearts then just be a brandon baby.

wow, that guy is such a brandon baby.
you make me melt like a brandon baby.

by catieee January 6, 2008

Brandon Boudreau

A grade 7 teacher who looks French and like baguettes.

kid: "can i have some tape Mr Boudreau"
Brandon Boudreau: "Sure thing"
*Gets them some carrots*
Kid: Bruh

by fjsidedjr October 8, 2023

Brandon Boyd

Born February 15, 1976 in the wonderful Van Nuys, California. Most famous from his well-known rock band Incubus, who has the RADDEST of ALL RAD band members. One of the most amazing singer-songwriters, writers (yes, he writes books too!), artists, and overall intelligent badass. Not only intelligent, but insanely funny and charismatic. His not-so-little little brother is the lead singer of a band called Audiovent, and he kicks a good amount of ass at vocals also.

Jazmyn: Duuuude i had the wettest of all wet dreams last night... guess who was in it?
Kaelie: BRANDON BOYD?!
Jazmyn: Yep... his voice makes me orgasm.

by Jessiella March 26, 2010

Brandon Barnes

Brandon Barnes is a brown-haired, green-eyed caring and loving person. He cares about so many people and is always there for them. He is truly and extraordinary person and anyone is lucky to have him. He is so special and I hope everyone can see how special he is someday if they don't already. He is an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend. Soon he will be an amazing husband and a perfect father someday. I cherish every moment we have together. I love him with all my heart. He is the best thing to ever happen to anyone. Nobody hates Brandon, he is the most like able person out there. He is so friendly and nice to people. He is very athletic and extremely smart and will do amazing things when he is older.

Brandon Barnes is an amazing person.

by Heyyyyyy girlllllll November 29, 2013