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The first thing a friends father tells two young boys who drew dicks on their friends car.
Boy 1: "I'm sorry sir. We should have never drew dicks on Steve's car. We'll never do it again."

Boy 2: "Really sir, never again."

Father: "Boy, If I Ever! EVER, catch you drawing dicks on my car, I'll shoot you boys on spot, with a shotgun.
by poopscooploop September 16, 2009
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