Boston, MA

A city in the state of Massachusetts with people who love their sports and love to eat and drink. We have are own accent where we dont say the letter "R." for example: Car=Caa, Yard=yaad, Mother Fucker=Motha-fucka, Door=Doa. Us Boston-ians also have the worst road rage in the whole USA, and for most of the people in Boston, almost every other word is a swear/cuss word. We have some decent looking women here too. Finally, we all think New York sucks

Boston, MA is a fucking awesome city

by Shan-a-fer June 23, 2008

Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

by Meatfish January 17, 2014

Boston marriage

A Boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a Platonic or lesbian relationship.

Molly and Bridgit were in a Boston marriage and co-owned a brownstone.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy December 1, 2007

Boston Market

Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.

I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.

by Worldsmostdangerousairport November 29, 2011

Boston Market

Makes the best f**king chicken ever... Magically makes it taste good.. But wait! They make EVEN BETTER mashed potatoes!

Damn this chicken tastes soo good, it must be from Boston Market

by buggy424 April 7, 2008

Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men

Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."

by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008

Boston skid mark

A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner in "la cubana" fashion (more commonly known as "titty fucking"). The after-effects of such a manouevre tend to leave your mark, in this case the Boston skid mark.

Oh bra everything was going so nice until she started pushing for a Boston skid mark. I had to bail.

by todasky January 9, 2009