Booger Bank 

An area on a wall or floor specifically designated for wiping boogers on, often hosting a a variety of snot and bloody boogers it can be severely nauseating. Usually located near one's bed or favorite seat.

Ugh, when we started to move the furniture and prep the child's room for painting we discovered his booger bank right by the windowsill. My partner almost lost his lunch.

Booger Bank by NoMannn February 14, 2009

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank 

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank by von groovy January 18, 2019

Highwater Boogerback 

Anyone who wears booties and eats chili.

"Jade is a highwater boogerback."

Highwater Boogerback by dajvef February 5, 2009