Boochie Barnacles 

Boochie is like coochie, but for men; I presume. I barnacles must be pimples - like a simple dimple.

"Bruh this bitch has the phattest boochie barnacles I ever did see. They better check it out."

Boochie Barnacles by bestdadevrr September 13, 2021

Boochie barnacles 

Boochie barnacles are barnacles you get on your boochie

“I was thinking about asking Beth out.”
“Bro didn’t you hear? She has Boochie Barnacles”

Boochie barnacles by Ballzinyojaws September 16, 2021