Boner Nope 

When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.

So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.

Boner Nope by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

bonernose 

perverted fucktard. moronic beyond all belief.

you're a bonernose!!!!

bonernose by bloodravin July 1, 2006

bonerope 

god knows what the hell it is

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

bonerope by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008

Bonernose 

When you get horny from smelling some amazing food and your nose gets hard

"Laura's chocolate chip cookies were so good, I cut the center out and used them to stimulate the bonernose they gave me earlier"

Bonernose by Bristleburns July 6, 2021