Bond'd 

In reference to the game Saints Row 2, in which someone joins you in a Co-op game with cheats activated, and then your save file gets marked so you can't get any achievements.

"Dude, I was trying to get achievements when someone bond'd me, now I need to start my 20 hour file all over..."

Bond'd by ThePantsManEX December 9, 2008

Dirty Bond 

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.

Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.

Dirty Bond by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023

David Bond 

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.

Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.

David Bond by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011

James Dave Bond 

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

James Dave Bond by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

doink bond 

Alishah’s weird ass (ily)

My name is Bond. Doink Bond.

doink bond by Whytfisthisnecessary May 9, 2018

Dylan Bond 

Noodle haired weird guy. He’s pretty much the duck huntin’ big truckin’ camo wearing guy.

Wow that dylan bond just showed up to ball tryouts in a camo suit and muck boots

Dylan Bond by Franco the frank October 6, 2020

dragon bond 

The dragon bond is the bond between an older Asian karate tutor and his mentee.

Mr. Miagi had a dragon bond with Daniel-san.

dragon bond by ThundercatHo December 13, 2021