Blues'd

To get beat-up with that "one hitter quitter". it matters not whether it is a one-on-one focused fight or if the person even seen it coming. it's rather sad really, for the loser. When spectators see this, they tend to put one hand on their forehead and slide it down to their mouth all while saying "ooooooh"

"Ya boy was talking all that noise yesterday. Yeah man, he got in a fight. People was sick of hearing it. listen to me. it's one thing to get beat-up but, he got blues'd bruh.

Blues'd by Tad Gormley October 18, 2008

Suburban Blues Dad 

The Suburban Blues Dad --Sections 1-3:
SECTION 1. Outward Appearance:
Goatee/mustache combo, always trimmed to a neat level. Sometimes balding and still trying to rock the long hair.
Over 50, but can be as young as 35.
Summer: "cargo shorts," "mandals", wearing a polo shirt with an embroidered company logo on it. Seldom tattooed.
Winter: Spotless Wilson's leather, recent tour t-shirt from Rush, Jethro Tull, and jeans are relaxed-fit and pre-faded. Also seen with "dockers" trousers.
Seen in Brewpubs with cougar wives the only ones dancing.
SECTION 2--Instrumentation:
Guitars: Fender "strat" or "tele"--spotless '57 reissue
Any Paul Reed Smith guitar
Bass: Any Bass with over 4 strings, period.
Chapman Stick (anyone who plays this should be shot anyway)
Amplification: Trace Eliot, Roland Jazz Chorus, and/or Hartke equipment.
Other Amps: All reissues.
Drums--Too many and too expensive for ability level. If he sings "harmonies" (see below) he tends toward the headset mic.
Keyboards: Too loud and usually shitty sounds.
SECTION 3: Choice of Music:
ALWAYS: anything SRV, and/or a cover of "Little Wing." Also George Thorogood. Dead giveaway signs.
OFTEN: Skynrd, and various other southern "bluesy" bands.
SELDOM: Any song under 10 minutes.

My brother got married, had a couple of kids, moved out to Woburn and became a Suburban Blues Dad. Now he plays once a month at some brewpub up there.

Suburban Blues Dad by Scumwaffle October 2, 2010

Blues death 

Dying in a shotgun shack or cheap motel while busted flat and at the end of the line; a forlon, lonely ending such as expiring in a broken down cot in a homeless shelter or at the back of a gym; death via state-sanctioned execution, substance abuse, or at the hands of a cuckolded husband.

"Sam Cooke, the great gospel and soul crooner, died a true blues death when he was shot and killed Dec. 11, 1964, in Los Angeles. Cooke was found in the manager's room at the Hacienda Motel in a state of undress. Bertha Franklin, the motel, shot Cooke in the heart as he attacked her to find out the whereabouts of a woman who had fled his $3-a-night room."

Blues death by Guy Lazarus March 5, 2006

blues dancing 

Slow dancing/grinding to music from the 20's, requires no rhythm or talent.

I'm horny & have zero chance of getting laid tonight, I think I'll go blues dancing & rub my tiny boner on all the women I can.

blues dancing by Keystone swinger January 31, 2014

Blues-day

When your Tuesday is terrible, much like Mondays are expected to be

Aw man I had a shitty blues-day

Blues-day by Em1ly September 19, 2017

blues dude 

Somebody who’s manner is displeasing or inconsiderate to others.

Originated in South Auckland

Oh stink, that blues dude isn’t giving me any of his Fanta

blues dude by Gggyyyuuuqqq May 21, 2019

Bonnie Blue’d

A car in Forza Horizon 6 that has all of its skill point tree perks used, especially involving super wheel spins and money.

Dude, don’t buy that car for the skill tree, it’s been Bonnie Blue’d

Bonnie Blue’d by shapum May 22, 2026