Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

Paulie Bleeker by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008

Paulie Bleekered 

When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.

"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."

Paulie Bleekered by Paisem April 26, 2009

Blomker

taking it while going to the bathroom

Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.

Blomker by tennisstudforreal January 8, 2008

RobDen-HICK-Bleker 

A dumb stuck up animator who brags and lives in the south..........damn southerners.........mad cause they lost the war.

Rob is a cock head

RobDen-HICK-Bleker by Praven March 9, 2004

Blemper

A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.

That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.

Blemper by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009

bleker 

Everything, anything.

This is so bleker.

She is a total bleker.

He is so bleker.

bleker by geberc November 6, 2011

Blemmer 

Someone who blems.

To blem something is to do it incorrectly.

Did you see him to try and pass that ball? It went into the crowd. He's some blemmer.

Blemmer by miguel316 November 12, 2010