BlakeYolo 

A type of guy who photoshops his face so that way he can hide his insecurity and lack of confidence issues.

Girl 1: That guy is hot, who is he?

Girl 2: That's a BlakeYolo.

BlakeYolo by YogeshMeena December 29, 2021

Blakedout

A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.

I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !

Blakedout by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011

Blakelock 

TA Blakelock (or TAB) is a high school located in oakville Ontario. It’s fairly old and definitely isn’t the best looking school around but overall it’s not a bad school. There are lots of great teachers that feel less like an adult paid to teach you useless information and more like a friend. Though there are a few pretty crappy teachers at TAB. There is a small area on school property known as the pit. The pit is where everyone smokes and hangs out during their free period(s) and even though it’s on school property none of the staff do anything about it. Though Blakelock is a fairly large school it doesn’t have a ton of students at the moment, this year we have just under a thousand. (That’s not a lot compared to the other schools in the area) Most of the students at TAB are pretty cool. There are some absolutely gorgeous girls and pretty hot guys. Most people are pretty nice as well. If you’re about to go to TAB be prepared to be totally lost for the first few weeks but you’ll eventually get the hang of navigating through the huge crowds of kids in between classes.

Student 1: Geez, Blakelock looks like it’s falling apart.
Student 2: that’s because it is.

Blakelock by Mcke June 23, 2018

Bakemonogatari 

The best anime of all time.

Bakemonogatari Success and Triumph

1. Top Summer Anime according to 2ch
2. Top Summer Anime according to Dengeki
3. Weeks Best-selling Novel Series according to Asahi Shimbun Newspaper
4. Second highest selling DVD/BD anime TV series in the first week
5. Most downloaded anime released by GG since year began
6. Hideo Kojima has already started to read Bakemonogatari novel, According to his blog.
7. Bakemonogatari is the highest selling non mecha anime in history.

Bakemonogatari by Gafo no Meka B November 23, 2009

Blakelock 

Blakelock (TAB) is a high school in Oakville. It is known for drugs and is very sus to anyone who doesn’t go there. It looks like shit and smells like shit. But, even though the school looks very disgusting it is the best school in Oakville. Majority of the people here are good, but there are a few bitches here and there. The guys are hot as fuck and the girls are gorgeous. The teachers are pretty chill and don’t usually give a fuck about what you do. We have a pit where you can go to smoke. The teachers know about it but they don’t do anything. We have a caf with two floors. The washrooms change rooms are a great place for a quick vape break. You can vape in the halls too if you want.

Blakelock looks like a shithole but is the best school in oakville

Kid 1: “ew what is that? It looks disgusting”
Kid 2: “oh, it’s Blakelock”
Kid 1: “that’s sus”

Blakelock by Jesss br May 6, 2019

blakeownzu

There is no person who can be more retarded than blakeownzu. He is an un-developed child who has an urge of making youtube videos of him banging his head on a punching bag. He threatens all of Runescape Community and Pure community by standing on a chair and then launching off it, or by attempting to lift a 2lb axe and hitting a tree with it but failing.

I cried once from blakeownzu's stupidity.

blakeownzu by sacredxxxxxxxxxxxxxx March 22, 2009

Blakelock 

TAB for short. Blakelock is a pretty down to earth school, considering it's in Oakville. Notorious for drugs, you can't go into a hall without seeing someone baked out of their minds.

We've got some pretty cool people, a lot of hot chicks, (same goes for attractive guys). Our school sports team owns, and is probobly the best school, if not the best, school for sports in Halton. Most of the girls watch the OC, while a lot of the guys play poker. Everyone drinks and/or smokes pot, a lot also do both(obviously)

The smokers have their own area known as the 'pit', and even though it's on school property, the teachers don't do shit. We have a cafetria with two levels, and a store were you can buy paper and stuff called Tab'ard.

The teachers are cool, the students are cool, what more could you ask for?

Dude 1: yo, wanna skip and get baked?

Dude 2: naw, Im gonna go to the caf and probobly play some cards.

Dude 1: Blakelock Rox

Dude 2: true dat

Blakelock by Blakelock_girl July 24, 2008