Bitch knot

A long haired dudes version of a female hair bun on the upper back of head. Also referred to as a man bun.

Hey bro, check out that queer's bitch knot! Oh man, I'll bet he sucks more cock than his girlfriend!

Bitch knot by AssMan337 June 17, 2017

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Bitch Knot

The knot that is created by your headphones in your pocket. a.k.a "twat knot"

Goddamn! These Fuckin' headphones are in a Fuckin' 'bitch knot'.

Bitch Knot by PandaSharq August 31, 2013

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bitchnotism

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic

"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."

bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018

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bitchnotized

Of a man, obsessed with a woman or women in general

Tyrone was bitchnotized after seeing her dat thicc ass.

bitchnotized by SmuntCasher April 6, 2020

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bitchknocker

You care for what another has to say

thank you for being a bitchknocker, Jim.

bitchknocker by Shilo Marlow March 14, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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