Bitch Fist

An insult along the same lines of asshole, dickhead, fuckhead, etc.

Yo bitch fist. Just call me Darth Balls... Bong!

by Agent Buckwald July 30, 2004

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Bitch Fisting

The act of public lesbian cunt thumping. An aggressive female dominatary fisting to assert alpha female status.

Despite Maxi's superior dyke mullét, Trace swiftly delivered a massive bitch fisting.

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 11, 2008

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A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

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bitchfest

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.

We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

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bitchfast

When you wake up in the morning and realize you don't have any breakfast and bitch about it. Also refered as bitchfasting.

Alex: "What are you bitching about?"

Jake: "I woke up this morning and I couldn't find anything to eat!"

Alex: "Ah I see your having a bitchfast..."

by Triplea4517 May 9, 2011

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