Skip to main content

Bitch Clause

A set of circumstances that might prevent an otherwise fun or enjoyable event. Also the sense of doubt or negativity one adds to an agreement.
We need to hang tonight, if weather permits.

or

If my girl says its cool, I'll totally come over tonight and play some COD!!

or possibly

Bob: So we're all set to go to the club?
Steve: Hell yeah, its been so long since we've had time to kick it together!
Joe: Yeah, but we can't stay out too long man, I have to get up early tomorrow. Plus my girl doesn't want me staying out too long.
Bob: Man Joe, why you always gotta add a bitch clause to the situation??
Bitch Clause by Breezy Cartheezy January 21, 2011
Words you can keep

stupid bitch clause 

If a bitch be being stupid, then her man gots the right to punish her.
Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.

cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick 

A phrase used by lil wayne
He is the mother effin bomb bitch
Cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick hoesssssss.....
Im the bomb....boom you dead.
More from Urban Dictionary

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026
Next