Birthday Bomb

Posting "Happy Birthday" messages, pictures, and videos on a friend's social networking site when it is not his or her birthday. The joke annoys the person who receives the messages and confuses his or her friends. Also, this is an excellent way to separate one's friends from mere acquaintences since true friends will know one's actual birthday.

If the birthday bomb generates mass confusion or is especially entertaining, it becomes an Epic Birthday Bomb.

Wait. Is it really your birthday? Or, is this a birthday bomb? I thought we just had a party for you like two months ago.

Josh totally birthday bombed me. It was so annoying! My phone kept ringing all day with notifications.

Let's birthday bomb Christine! We still need to get her back for making us watch American Idol with her.

Birthday Bomb by vonchillyfries July 3, 2010

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Epic Birthday Bomb

Epic Birthday Bomb is when you, and possibly a few friends, start leaving fake birthday wished on someone's social networking profile in hopes that others will unknowingly follow along.

This acts as A) An annoyance for the person receiving numerous status updates when it's not even their birthday, and B) A nice way to past time at your otherwise boring ass job.

Dave B: Did you see how many idiots thought it was really Rob's Birthday when all they had to do was look on the information section?

Jeannette B: TOTES! Epic Birthday Bomb!

Epic Birthday Bomb by Todd N'Erection June 28, 2010

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Facebook Birthday Bombing

When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.

Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...

"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"

Facebook Birthday Bombing by The Banter Bus October 31, 2011

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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