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buddy list 

A list of friends on the computer. Only limited to 200 friends, you can stalk people as you please.
That slut from school who likes my boyfriend is on my buddy list.
buddy list by uh alright May 1, 2005

buddy list 

On AIM, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc. a buddy list is list of other instant messenger users that allows you to view thier status (available, idle, away, or disconnected), thier profile (AIM only) and IM them more easily.
Am I on your buddy list?
buddy list by John July 2, 2005

off my buddy list 

To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.

Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.

The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...
Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
off my buddy list by Fliggagoo December 28, 2005

fuck buddylist

1. All your instant messenger friends who will cybersex with you if you're bored. Comes from the AOL Instant Messenger™ Buddylist™.

2. All your girlfriend's ex-boyfriends and fuck buddies who still hang out waiting for her on the internet.
My girlfriend won't watch JAG with me because she's chatting up Mike from her fuck buddylist.
fuck buddylist by dantebays April 22, 2006

listen here buddy 

When a white male is about to get extremely mad.
Now listen here buddy im gonna have you to stop right there.
listen here buddy by Embher December 23, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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