beanjob 

The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.

All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.

beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

Beanjob 

Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)

Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"

Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."

Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009

barnjob 

1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.

"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"

barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006

Brenjob 

what you call an AMAZING handjob given to a white male from a filipina female.

Lyn gave me an awesome Brenjob last night.

Brenjob by Phil Pitchula August 6, 2007

beanjob 

A Beaner

Look at that beanjob hop that fence.

beanjob by Peepskin November 17, 2003

beanjob 

Beanjob is a derogatory term used to describe a Mexican, or one of mexican appearance. Similar to how 'Cracker' describes a white person.

Guy 1: Hey Chase lets go to the mall and see a movie or something
Guy 2: Naw, bro the beanjobs over there have overrun the mall.

beanjob by cagober127 February 14, 2012

Benjob 

When you take something normal; and fuck it up (in any sense of the word)

Oh he made a benjob of that

Benjob by Jverdi June 10, 2023