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Severe stomach issues, i.e. Explosive diarrhea, typically resulting from eating out at a crappy chain food restaurant like benihana
Tom, I have to go to the bathroom, I'm having some terrible benihana issues right now!

Boy! Sandy must of drank a lot last night! All day to day, she has had some terrible benihana issues.

Let me turn it down, my baby mama listening, Extra garlic butter, I got benihana issues!
by 2 Chainsx October 09, 2014
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