Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
Get the Beer Pooch mug.having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.
Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."
by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010
Get the beer poached mug.Related Words
Beer Pooch
• beer poached
• Beer Poncho
• beerporch
• beer
• beer goggles
• Beer Pong
• beer shits
• beer pressure
• beer muffs
The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.
by Janarchy August 26, 2009
Get the Beer Poncho mug.beer porch: n. a fully screened structure built for the express purpose of enjoying grain beverages in an open air setting, sans skeeter and other annoying members of the class insecta
by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005
Get the beerporch mug.