Beauty Second

The moment in time someone needs to primp right before entering a house because they are meeting someone special, or doing something where you must look your best, such as going to a party, club, formal event, etcetera. Most of the time, taking a beauty second occurs right before getting out of a car as there is a mirror readily available. Sometimes it occurs at the entrance of where ever you are; however, the beauty second is not as effective because there is no mirror available. One could use the reflection of windows or glass doors, but someone may see you and give you the stink eye.

Girl 1: Hey girl, we're going to be late, hurry up!

Girl 2: Hold on! Gimme a beauty second!

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Naomi Campbell: (to limo driver) Give me one beauty second before opening the door to the paparazzi.

*10 minutes later*

Naomi Campbell: I'm ready for my closeup.

Beauty Second by beanequalsecstasy June 11, 2012

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Beatty Secondary School

Ah yes, Beatty Secondary School. An infamous normal-tier school trying to act like a top-tier Singaporean school like ACS or Raffles Institution. Of course, the name of the school comes from a White Anglo-Saxon General named David Beatty

“Ever heard of that one school Btyss (Beatty Secondary School)”

Beatty Secondary School by SolomonTheProphet August 21, 2021

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Beatty Secondary School

A school that thinks its rich enough to build an elevator but cant even afford to replace classroom windows.

Friend 1 : wah ur school very budget hor
Friend 2 : thats Beatty Secondary School for you

Beatty Secondary School by sexy_fish August 21, 2021

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Beatty Secondary School

Beatty secondary school, a neighbourhood school. Although I would say Beatty has a lot of Minahs, Matreps and YPs or just people who act gangster in the school. It is not as bad as other schools.. Maybe that. You either chose this school because it was near, within your PSLE score range or just cause Bendemeer Secondary School had not a lot of CCA choices to offer. Beatty has a famous nickname by its students. Called "Budget Beatty" If you are a younger sibling, your older sibling is either in Beatty Secondary School or Guangyang Secondary School.

person 1: "What is something interesting about Beatty Secondary School?"
Beattyian: "Beatty Secondary School is having its 70TH anniversary next year in 2023!"

person 1: "Wow, amazing"

Beatty Secondary School by ABendemeerian September 28, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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