Bear Fighter

A man that has an epic beard can then fight bears. Some men cannot grow beards therefore they lack the ability to ever fight a bear. The beard imbues the power to fight bears not only that but it regulates body temperature so the Bear Fighter can fight in the worst of weather. A Bear Fighter is not a person to mess with. He is feared and respected by all. It's not a coincidence that Beard and Bear have the same first four letters, the extra letter in beard is what makes it such a powerful device against the bears.

Ryan is the greatest Bear Fighter of them all just look at his epic beard. The bears stand no chance against it!!

Bear Fighter by Ryan, I Fight Bears!! February 3, 2010

Bristol Beaufighter 

One of the Royal Air Force's (UK's) military aircraft used during World War II. The Bristol Beaufighter was successfully used as a multi-role aircraft, capable of carrying torpedoes, bombs, rockets, and of course, conventional aircraft guns. This aircraft was particularly good in night time operations and naval missions.

"The Bristol Beaufighter was an aircraft ahead of its time."

Bristol Beaufighter by Dumb Historian July 17, 2020

professional barfighter 

A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.

Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?

Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.

professional barfighter by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010