Bathroom Terrorist 

A person who goes into a high traffic bathroom, a bar or restaurant, or your house bathroom on poker night, and disables the fan, then disables the flush mechanism on the toilet. The perpetrator then proceeds to take a Full Monty, sweat on the forehead, massive backsplash to the ass shit. Then sneaks out the window and comes in the back or front door as if the whole time he was outside smoking or talking on the phone.....He then watches and screams allah as you come out of the bathroom.

Awwwwwwwwwww I got hit by a bathroom terrorist at my party last night, I'm pretty sure it was that goddamn Eric, he blew that bathroom up in Kansas City this year.

Bathroom Terrorist by Awwwwwwwwwwwwww February 20, 2013

bathroom terrorism

Action characterized by abuse, misuse, vandalism to, or otherwise unpleasant behavior in a public bathroom. Such action is typically seemingly intentional but may in fact be completely unintentional.

Bathroom terrorist: "I hate this place and the people in it. It's time to do something irrational and destructive."

Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."

bathroom terrorism by BarlandSecurity October 8, 2013