An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.
"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"
"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014