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Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.
Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)
Barn Door Open by Online Fan March 27, 2015

Barn Duck 

Barn Duck is a term coined by Nightmare Neal describing a woman who plays games and acts too good for the guy that wants her. Then regretting after his newly found success, only to realize it’s too late.
When I make it big that Barn Duck is going to regret acting too good for me.
Barn Duck by Nightmare Neal April 6, 2020

barn door savage 

Aggressive country bumpkin usually with a ruddy complexion always ready for a scrap with the "townies".
"I went for a drink in a country pub but the local barn door savages kept spoiling for a scrap"

barn door 

When a man has his fly open and visible
Dustin: Hi guys!
Kendra: Dustin your barn door is open.
Dustin: Thanks (zips).
barn door by WorthyWorthington September 2, 2013

Barn Door Syndrome 

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ