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A woman, who displays an uncanny resemblance to a barbie doll, acquired through the excessive use of various war paints, facial adhesives, slut armour(1), cosmic carriers(2), experimental physical alterations performed by a shadowy group known as S.U.R.G.E.O.N and chronic abuse of various aromatic vapours produced by mysterious ancient alchemists. She may in some cases be promiscuous.

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(1): Light garments that are utilized for tactical operations or open warfare, most notably deployed in night-out situations. Deceptively resistant to extreme cold and fire. The trade-off for its durability in combat is its inability to effectively conceal underwear.

(2): Microscopic containers, often branded and worn as clothing accessories, that possess the capacity to store a host of useless material including yet not limited to the entirety of one's life belongings and occupational effects yet has no space for i.d. Numerous varieties now exist. The original prototype technology from which subsequent copies were created was believed to be a gift from intergalactic nomads to their barbielites and fuelled by the power of grey skull.
Thomas's Barbielite consumes a chip per day without ketchup. She however considerably increases her nutritional intake, when she gorges on the local bouncers face during night-raids.
by jnaf December 16, 2015
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