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Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.
"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."
by Wil.e.cha0te January 07, 2012
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