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Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.
Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?
Bake n' Flake by franalpo November 2, 2009
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flake n' bake 

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.
Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.
flake n' bake by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

fake n bake 

To fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion
hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday
fake n bake by maricona July 26, 2006

fake-n-bake 

A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."
fake-n-bake by Flori August 21, 2005

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
fake n' bake by koalaroo February 27, 2008

fake n' bake

Look at lindsay lohan...she sure has a crappy fake n bake
fake n' bake by Jah January 4, 2005

fake n' bake

noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is

verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
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