Bad LAN 

Bad LAN is an adjective used to express any disappointment, similar to how you would use "that/this sucks" or "FTL"

It is used especially (but not limited to) within gaming or electronics.

Taken literally, the term refers to a LAN party gone wrong, such as your internet going out, or for some gamers, running out of budwould be considered bad lan

(actual first usage of the term)
Jordan: Hey guys whats up?
Troy: Nothin', where is Travis at? isn't he over at your house?
Jordan: Yeah, but he got a headache and fell asleep on my couch!
Troy: what? its like 7:00 pm.
Jordan: yeah, trav is bad lan over here.

-Jordan "bEATZ" Heredia

(random usage)
Jordan: Hey you wanna go to the mall today?
Troy: Nah, the mall is really cold, its bad lan there.

Bad LAN by Troy Past November 22, 2007

Kerby Lane Bad 

Used by students at the University of Texas in Austin when their homework/studying keeps them up so late that Kerby Lane, a 24-hour restaurant, is the only good place open at which to eat. Only to be used in extremely stressful situations, like having to write a six page paper the night before two midterms.

The expression in no way implies Kerby Lane is itself bad. In fact, it's awesome, especially the pancakes and signature queso.

Student 1: Oh my god, I have so much work to do tonight. I'm going to be up until 4am.

Student 2: Really, man? That bad?

Student 1: Oh yeah. It's Kerby Lane Bad.

Kerby Lane Bad by JohnnySwank February 20, 2008

Badlands Chugs 

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.

Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*

Badlands Chugs by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Badlands Booker 

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

Badlands Booker by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

badlands

The ghetto portion of North Philly! Can also be used to describe any ghetto parts of Philadelphia, PA for that matter.

My boy just got back from the badlands with some banging dope!

badlands by Lakitu1983 August 3, 2007

badland chugs dick 

It's 10 to 15 feet wide

badland chugs dick is so large

badland chugs dick by pookieposts January 12, 2023

The Badlands 

An area on the main line that has no direct connection to the lower merion township, but rather views itself as a seperate population - overpopulated with drug addicts and los dees. Although it seems quaint and innocent on the exterior, undernearth lies the source of all negative and evil. The epi-center of the Badlands is West Coast Video on Montgomery Avenue which is home to several drug dealers and general worthless people from the Badlands.

Yo dude, should we go to the Badlands to pick up a bag?

The Badlands by L-Sky July 29, 2008