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Bad Badger 

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.
Bad Badger by AWDracer June 22, 2009
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bad badge 

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.
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bad badge by Richie January 24, 2004

bedbadger 

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The term is generally used affectionately, and refers to people that are cuddly and laid back (which explains why they stay in bed for so long).

Bedbadger probably arises from the fact (or myth?) that badgers spend a lot of time sleeping.
I went to see my girlfriend this morning. She was still all snuggled up under the blankets, that bedbadger.
bedbadger by malathia April 14, 2006
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