Baby Block 

The act of using your child (baby) as a means of avoiding certain social situations.

1. Avoiding an unwanted hug:
Pick up child just when they are coming in for the hug. Bam! You been baby blocked!

2. Unwanted sexual advances:
"Oh thanks your pretty hot yourself, wanna see pictures of my seven month old baby?"

3. Unwanted date proposal:
"I cant go out tonight I have to stay home with my baby."

Baby Block by MeggMaster321 December 3, 2013

Block baby 

A Block Baby is the child of a woman that doesn't know who the father of the baby is. In other words it could be anyone on the block. Therefore, it also insinuates she's a hoe.

Person 1: Did you see her baby? He's so cute.

Person 2: Yea. Too bad he's a block baby. That baby mama's a hoe.

Block baby by Check Mate July 11, 2007

baby blocker 

a) condom
b) birth control

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker

baby blocker by childarsenist November 15, 2009

Baby Blockers

n. Refers to any variety of oral contraceptive ingested by females for the purpose of preventing a condition known as pregnancy. Baby Blockers are typically prescribed by your friendly healthcare provider upon request and a standard pregnancy test and pelvic exam. They may be obtained at your local pharmacy and or family planning clinic often times for low to no cost. When taken correctly they are up to 99% effective at preventing pregnancy however they do not protect against STD's- so make sure to always wrap it up and follow safe sex practices.

I have to take my baby blockers every day so that I do not become pregnant.

Baby Blockers by kasian July 22, 2007

Baby Black Swan 

a) (Cygnini)

b) Water bird, from the genera Cygnus and Coscoroba

c) A somewhat rare species, which only can be found in the autumnal months of August and October. Numerous sitings have been recorded in the European capital city of London, more specifically in Regents Park.

d) Although this creature is very complex in origin and appearence, it can be simplified as the inverted image of the more well-renowned white swan.

e) Yes, it is indeed a baby black swan

f) They are not Jewish in origin

"Oh Rupert, did you just see that duck?"

"Yes Francis, however I'll have you know that this in fact a baby black swan. It is a common misconception for which you are forgiven."

Baby Black Swan by Joseph Friitzel October 30, 2011

Black baby black

This is Nikka Hu's favorite phrase, since he-she, whatever, likes it only black.

Nikka Hu: "Yes baby, black baby black."

Black baby black by muhfuhinarthurostercowardbtch September 27, 2025

Curse of the Black Baby

A baby doll that is black. "CURSE OF THE BLACK BABY" is written on the stomach with warning on it's back saying, "If you don't pass on the baby within 5 days muahaha...it will eat your soul!!!

Black baby has been spotted in the Northwest region of Washington, but Black Baby has been known to appear without warning in lands far away, even the Netherlands and Hawaiian Islands.

Jill Sc... said "One day I was getting into my VW Bug and in the back seat was a black babydoll just sitting there with a seatbelt on. There was a warning that if I didn't pass Black Baby on it would eat my soul"!! This was really scary since my Grandma Jean had told me a story about the cursed baby when I was little" " I survived the Curse of the Black Baby" Pass it on if you know what's good for you!!!! This is some freaky sh@*#t!!!

Curse of the Black Baby by High Priestess Geniva November 29, 2011